chapter 11 page 245

good evening everyone, it's a full moon out there, for all buddhist worshippers,a pleasant vesak day to you.

just came back grocery shopping with mum. looking for prune juice for my consitipated sister.hm..... i guess the problem lies with her diet. with all the fruits and veggies and no carbohydrates, there is absolutely nothing to launch.

yea, still thinking about lame jokes to crack from this afternoon. i thought about one. i still remember back in secondary 2, it was just after recess. me, delvin, qi jun, kok meng had just finished eating and headed to the toilet for a pee. man, i'll never forget that day. the urinals were totally occupied, leaving only the cubicles. so, i had no choice but to se them. as i got nearer to the cubicles at the far end, i heard someone having a piss, but i didn't know which one he was in. then, i just randomly picked one which i thought was empty. jackpot! i walked into the one with someone in there. the only problem was, it wasn't just someone, it was my principal. fuhuanites out there, still remember mr ong? yea, his facial expression was priceless. so was mine ^^v

and then, i just scrapper back to class. forget about peeing, i nearly wet my pants seeing him in the same cubicle as me. the only thing that buggs me is that he never bothered to lock the cubicle door in the first place. good lord. how do they teach about privacy in the past. com'n, it's the 21st century, no one takes a pee in the open -_-


apparently, i wasn't the only one who walked into someone taking a piss. the other fella would be qi jun. it appears his is much worse. the same scenario as me. but the thing is, he walked into the same cubicle as the guy having a piss, turned to lock the door and turn back to finally realise there was someone in the cubicle having a wee.

man, delvin who reported this to me couldn't talk properly after that. he seems to be having stomach pains from the laughing.

well tommorrow is back to school again. and common test is creeping up the shoulders and into my nerves..... it's a headache.

well, that's all for tonight, see you soon.

chapter 11 : Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn

good afternoon ladies and gentelmen, it's a sunny afternoon with thunderclouds hanging low, and how do you do?

it's vesak day everyone, so grab your candles and walk around the temple and chant sutras (for my buddhists friends out there, no offence). anyways, it's still to early to do that, and i'm stuck at home, alone with rat. my parents are out doing their vesak day thing, my sisters are probably having a candle light lunch on a vesak day (it's pretty cold, i know). so anyways, today, i'm trying to crack some cold jokes. o yea, that reminds me, the other day i tried visiting ah sok's blog, the only response and feed i got were 5 words. thats strange....

hm..... i used to be able to do this when i was a kid, but back then i guess everyone has screwed up sense of humour. it was kinda easy to break everyone elses funny bone and they'll be on the floor all day.

a druken man stumbled out of a bar, knocked over a garbage bin, walked into a lamp post, and fell flat on the sidewalk right in front of a fussy old lady, who saw everything.

"if i were in your condition, young man," said the old crone, "i'd shoot myself"

"lady," the drunk replied groggily, "if.... you were in.... my condition, you'd.... miss"

that was kinda lame, wasn't it? how about poetry?

a doctor fell into a well
and broke his collar bone.
a doctor should attend the sick,
and leave the well alone.

this isn't really working, is it? this feels kinda lame after all. well, i'll just go with it.

what did julius ceasar say when brutus stabbed him in the back? ouch? this feels very stupid and cold. o, look outside, the sky turned dark and the storm clouds are thundering, i better go get my lunch pronto. talk later

chapter 10 page 220 : funny bits of the past

it's 8 o clock, how do you do?

just reminicing about the past again. it just brings back some good laughs. ok, we don't have to go way back into the past, just a yesterday or a week before will do.

let's start week last week. how can i forget to post this last thursday? i guess i was too busy. well, while i was in the market with joan, wei kiat, and derek ng (yes, he's another person and we usually get mixed up when someone addresses us). we were having lunch before our pool session when we were discussing about shaving. yes the bathroom taboo, which all females prefer not to disclose whether or not they do shave. yes, hair. from head to toe. we talked about facial hair, stomach hair and down to problems with going under.

and to cap it off, there was this blonde woman (obviously not local) who sat next to us. yea, and the conversation kicked off. hm.... i guess i shouldn't have said some things, but it just came out.

we were actually discussing about women who had hair all over. talk on and on about how we knew some women had more facial hair than other guys XD and how some women had hair all over their arms.

but what actually shook the woman off her seat was the following line: "imagine a women who had chest hair" the woman's facial expression was PRICELESS. i couldn't stop shaking in my seat. o yea, and the final blow was dealt non other than by derek ng. the lad said he had stomach hair lining from his chest all the way down beyond his belly button and...further down la. so he lifted his T-shirt up and showed everyone the merchandise. good lord, the women stared at him as if he were some sex fiend.

yea, that was really funny. and what about yesterday? i didn't really want to mention this but well maybe for the greater fun, let's do this. i worked out at the gym yesterday with shun yuan. it wasn't exactly entertaining but it really spooked. i guess he was really working it out on the threadmill, running at 16km/h (i gave up on the threadmill earlier and hogged the push-down machine).

can you imagine someone tripping on a threadmill? the first person i saw to ever trip on the mill was shun yuan. and yes, he nearly skidded of the machine just when i was about to start pushing down ^^ the entire gym looked at him.... if it was me who skidded, i would have jumped through the glass window and into the pool to hide my face. you can see everything man, ungraceful tripping, legs flying about, arms flinging wildly. okok, that's enough fun about shun yuan, i promised not to make fun of him.

other funny events include trying to escape from mr ong's practical by saying my house was on fire. that one really made me laugh. and one that took place a long time ago, when someone actually commented that NCC T-shirts would look really hip if they were pink. XD how's that for fashion police.

probably my days of laughter are long long gone. and the climax of the week is coming to a close in a few hours time. and i wish everyone an enlightening vesak day tommorrow, and for those poly students, work hard, common test is no walk in the park. it's a walk through hell.

today's blog has been concluded, i wish everyone good night.

chapter 10 page 203

it's a sunny afternoon here in ngee ann, how do you do?
i'm sitting here in LT 51c in the cool air-conditioned hall. everyone here has just came from taking mr yeoh's FAT test.

well, i feel much better than before. the high has come back after a long 2 weeks drought. but still, memories of her linger with me. i feel like a despo sometimes. but it's just because i really like her.
anyways, mr ong right now is giving us a lecture Q&A on next week's common test. i'm really not expecting to do well in my ETE anyway.

because A:i didn't really study for it.
B: i didn't do well for the class tests, and
C: i don't unerstand what he's teaching.

afterall, everyone one knows there are 3 different kinds of people on the globe. people who make things happen, people who watch em' happen and people who just don't know what happened. i reckon it's a little too late to care about what happens now.

so now, i'll study my hardest for my 3 modules. and it's back to class for now. signing off

P.S THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS YESTERDAY CHUN FU.
P.S.S THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS YIXUAN, 2 DAYS AGO.

chapter 10 : the climax of the week

wednesday 30th may. today is lecture day. but not today. lectures will be 4 hours short. instead replaced by 2 hours of tests, 1 hour of lecture, and the rest is up to you. the climax of the week starts as usual, with EG2 tutorial. mr liang (the evil emperor from star wars), though he isn't exactly that bad, he's alittle "strange".everyone in te classroom is either studying or playing games or chatting online. for me? i blog. just looking to my left, i see shun yuan hard at work doing his ETE 4th tutorial. diagonally to my left, edwin concentrates hard on his MOL and looking in front of me, angela is checking through her foilsim.

it's a thundering morning on a very low wednesday. i'm derek, how's it going? my blogging time is almost up, i have revision to go through in a few minutes time. well anyway, i'll keep you updated today. today is the day when i post alot

talk later.....

chapter 9: the sad robin

the common tests are creeping up on me. recently, i haven't really been myself lately, and i don't like this feeling. i have no composure, no constant laughter, and no warmth in my heart.

probably that explains alot about the emo posts about the pasts. some bits of my past is way better than my present.

maybe it's because i miss someone alot....

the one day i will never forget, the 10 hours spent next to her. and now, i don't think i'll ever get a chance to go out or talk to her ever again. her birthday is coming soon, but i doubt i'd join her. her friends have priority over a measly boy like me.

it's a slightly damp evening on a tuesday, i'm derek, and how do you do? if the post is boring you, i suggest you just minimize this blog and listen to the music instead.


i worked out at gym werkz again today, it took half my life with it. so tiring. o yea, that reminds me, there were lots of cute girls there today (surprisingly). shun yuan became one hell of a horn dog. he stared out at the girl swimming in the pool while working out on the cycling machine. ^^ i guess he didn't need the TV.

well that's today's update, i'll post something else tommorrrow. bye

chapter 8

hm....... i just had a hair cut. it doesn't look that good on me at all. now that i think of it, i'd rather have no hair on my head. but i'd do my best to refrain from shaving off everything. the last time i did that it took the lives of many by storm ^_^ v hahaha, those were the wee wee days and the height of full-of-non-sense. i still miss the time retarding around the back of 4C, singing myself silly with jonathan and the radio, messing around with loretta and atiqah, laughing around with weird wendy and fazilah, abusing science with hassan and marvin, and of course, making miss chua's mouth drop open with horror

trapped in the joyful past, so nonstalgic that i can't seem to, or want to move on.

i've been thinking lately, i'd been wasting around my life in ngee ann. just because i find the work now alittle harder, i crumble like a cookie. but i guess it's all the hard work now that makes us the people of today and the better person tommorrow. it's a hard struggle, even till today, i still feel numb from the lectures which make absolutely no sense (ETE espeacially).

sometimes i miss my class of 4C 2006 so much i tear. but somehow i forgot how to cry. whenever i see my ex-classmates from JC, i'd throw a hug around them (maybe the girls aren't too comfortable with that gesture).8th of june is coming closer guys, i'd throw a extra big hug for everyone then.


this is a little tale as told by a little robin, the bird that never cleans it's poo, after doing it on someone's head